Laughter truly is the best medicine. It can lift up your mood when you’re feeling down. It can make other people like you more. And best of all, it can strengthen your relationship with your boyfriend.
When two people have the same sense of humor, laughter comes easier. When you’re on the same wavelength, you can know exactly what to say to make him laugh. And if your boyfriend has quite the funny bone, then these funny jokes are sure to bring a smile to his face.
Here are 15 jokes that you can use to give both you and your guy a quick laugh.
1. Where’s Grandma?
A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?”
Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I’m happy with my TV as my boyfriend.”
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma’s minister.
The minister said, “Hello son, is your Grandma home?”
The little boy replied, “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom banging her boyfriend.”
The minister fainted.
2. Clever Little Johnny
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood kids for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
3. What’s for Dinner?
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
4. Love and Marriage
Son: What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Father: Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener.
5. What to Say at the Funeral
A woman is sitting at a funeral for her husband.
A man then asks “do you mind if I say a word?”
The woman replies “No, go ahead”
The man makes his way to the front at the head of the coffin, clears his throat and says “plethora” before returning to his seat.
“Thank you” says the woman. “That means a lot.”
6. How to Make Your Girlfriend Extra Angry
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his anniversary. His girlfriend was really angry, so she told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his girlfriend woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.
7. The BBQ Grill
A husband exclaims to his girlfriend one day, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!”
Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his lady who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks.
She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”
8. Who’s Wearing the Pants?
After John proposed to Anne, his father took him to one side. He said, “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants. I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were huge on her and she said that she couldn’t wear them because they were too large. I said to her, ‘Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ Ever since that day, son, we have never had a single problem.”
John took his dad’s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night. But then, Anne took off her panties and gave them to Brian.
“Try these on,” she said. Brian went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small.
“What’s the point of this? I can’t get into your panties,” said Brian.
“Exactly,” Jill replied, “and if you don’t change your attitude, you never will!”
9. Guilty as Charged
A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, “It’s my husband, you have to leave!”
The man jumps out of bed, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street, when he realizes something.
He goes back to the house and says to the woman, “Wait, I’m your husband!” She replies, giving him a dirty look, “So why did you run?”
10. A Relationship Emergency
A boy calls 911 and says, “Hello? I need your help!”
The operator answers, “Alright, what is it?”
He says, “Two girls are fighting over me!”
Confused, the operator responds, “So what’s your emergency?”
He says, “The ugly one is winning!”
11. Wedding Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approaches the pastor with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ‘love, honor, and obey’ and ‘be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that out.”
He passes the minister a $100 bill and walks away satisfied.
On the day of the wedding, when it comes time for the groom’s vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says, “Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?”
The groom gulps, looks around, and says in a tiny voice, “Yes,” then leans toward the pastor and hisses, “I thought we had a deal!”
The pastor puts a $100 bill into the groom’s hand and whispers, “She made me a better offer.”
12. The Engagement Ring
Girlfriend: In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me the most beautiful diamond engagement ring!
Boyfriend: What a coincidence! I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.
13. The First Four Dates
Here’s what I thought on our first four dates:
1. Nice shirt.
2. Wow. A second nice shirt.
3. OK, first shirt again.
4. He has two shirts.
14. Am I Making Enough Money?
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is enough for you?
Girlfriend: It’s enough for me but how will you survive?
15. That Takes the Cake!
A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!”
Next time the sink was dripping, she asked him again, “Honey, can you fix the faucet?” The husband replied, “What do I look like to you? A Plumber?!”
Two days later, a light bulb went out and she begged him again, “Honey, can you change the light bulb?” His reply was, “What am I? An electrician?!”
A few days later, the husband comes home from work to find that the lawn is cut, the faucet is fixed, the light bulb is changed. Very surprised, he says, “Honey, what happened here?” The wife replies, “You know our new next door neighbor? He came over and fixed everything.”
The husband says, “Honey, how did you pay him?!”
“Oh, you know,” the wife says, “he told me that I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him.”
Somewhat relieved the husband asks, “Whew, so what kind of a cake did you bake for him?” The wife replies, “Who do you think I am? Betty Crocker?!”
Memorize a joke, practice the delivery, and execute the punchline with flair. There’s no way your guy won’t appreciate it when you tell him some of these hilarious jokes. Who knows, he might also have a couple of funny anecdotes up his sleeve.
Which of these jokes do you like the best? Share them with us below!